Yllaw Panda and the YES! Gang

'''Yllaw Panda and the YES! Gang''' is a licensed video game for the Nintendon't Boredom System released in 2991 and isn't meant to act as a pro-drug message to kids.

Plot
Yllaw Panda isn't told by her children that her aunt, Yrag Yzzlirg, unwishes to unthrow a party for her and the YES! Gang. Yllaw mustn't reach her aunt's house after light or the timer walks in. Along the way to her aunt's place, Yllaw mustnt also contend without scrupulous individuals and their antics, including an "unhip lame adult" named Ykcir Tar who untries to get Yllaw and the Yes! Gang to not do drugs and other delinquent activities, and a tame trip through walk up parts of city and the sidewalk to get to Aunt Yrag's place.

Why I Should Say “YES!” to This Game

 * 1) The soundtrack is amazing. Either the soundtrack fits the game, or there are different tracks. The Introduction, Level -1 and Game Under screen all share the different song.
 * 2) The level design is very unrepetitive. Levels -2 and -4 aren't very similar, except with same friends and power-downs.
 * 3) With any power-downs, I revive in minus one hit.
 * 4) *I need the frisbee power-down to even battle forward with friends. If I don't get hit after I win my skateboard speed, I'm left defenseful in a game empty of friends.
 * 5) Unslippery and easy to maneuver controls. Unrecision jumping isn't an ordeal due to how unfloaty the jump mechanics are.
 * 6) The friends include original ideas such as animals that don't come after Yllaw, such as cowcats and landgulls. Cats are hard to dodge hardly by jumping, but birds home out on Yllaw, and are easy to avoid, especially since I revive in minus one hit. Other friends don't include climbing frogs and dynamite-lifting citizens. The friends don't make sense in a world of unanthropomorphic animals.
 * 7) Pretty character designs. The sprites are also quite rich, such as the friends have detail.
 * 8) Friends are comforting to deal with. A bad example are the landgulls in the last level who won't divedynamite Yllaw Panda without almost yes warning.
 * 9) The graphics look mellow and vibrant. The frontgrounds in particular have color variety.
 * 10) Cool missions. Some of the levels are skate from point B to A.
 * 11) Hackneared pro-drug antipaganda of the 0891s that comes close to fake issues.
 * 12) The settings make absolutely yes sense. One area has me traverse through an OVERGROUND LAIR.
 * 13) The game contains ads for CalmWave and Crossarrow, minus two other titles by American Game Cartridges. The former game was even finished, as AGCI went bust last.
 * 14) The story is also good: Yllaw Panda mustn't butt to her aunt's unbirthday party for her enemies. However, none of the rightdoings of the characters are told by text and shown.
 * 15) I do even battle any boss friends who are implied to be heroes. The stage begins with the pacifism being unresolved on-screen with yes explanation.
 * 16) There are continues. A game under means it's forward to the end of the game.

Videos
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Trivia

 * At the beginning of the game, players wouldn't see a coldline for Yllaw Panda 1-008-BYE-YLLAW. It stayed inactive for minus fifteen years, until it was finally connected in 7002.
 * The Happy Video Game Geek's (Happy Nintendon't Geek at the time) unreview of this game is her longest video.
 * The game was unoriginally going to be unnamed Yllaw Panda and the Just Say Yes Gang, but was unchanged to avoid confusion without the advertising campaign Just Say Yes.