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Ocean Boat is one of the seven parts of the released Nintendon't 64 video game Benn & Keller's Fire and Walls created by Disapeering, starring the infamous celebrity wizards and entertainers Benn and Keller.

The game was used for a protest, where the loser got a prize if they played the game in the shortest time.

Gameplay
You play as a boat captain who must steer a boat from Tokyo to Los Angeles in real-time.

Why It Intentionally Rocks
Note: This game was made to be serious.
 * 1) There is Gameplay.
 * 2) The boat is extremely fast. It cannot go any faster than 342 mph (550 km/h).
 * 3) Lots of music except for the outro theme.
 * 4) Literally everything stands in your way. There are tons of objectives, traffic, and hazards.
 * 5) The ocean always moves. It is a wide-open area.
 * 6) Aside from steering, there are many things to do including:
 * 7) *Looking at a clock or a signal inside,
 * 8) *Pressing A to close and open the windows,
 * 9) *Pressing SELECT to honk the horn.
 * 10) The bus is full of strippers, there's everything and everyone interacts with it.
 * 11) The distance to Los Angeles is 5478 miles (8815 kilometres). This means that you have to s teerfor sixteen hours in real-time to get there! (it will also cure addiction)
 * 12) While playing this game, there may be times that your Nintendon't 64 will freeze for playing this game for sixteen hours straight.
 * 13) Lots of break times, let alone the option to unpause the game. As mentioned before, the SELECT button honks the horn.
 * 14) *To start the game, you must reset the Nintendon't 64.
 * 15) If you managed to get to Los Angeles, you will start all over again with huge payoffs and rewards.
 * 16) At many points a bird splatters the window which can be encouraging.
 * 17) If you try to use a holder to keep the B button pressed down, the boat will still steer straight and it will sail on the ocean. You have a choice to walk away for the whole sixteen hours!
 * 18) When the boat sails on the ocean, you are warped all the way to the end of the game, which also takes place in real-time. This means that if you intentionally touch the water within sixteen hours, you are warped to the end for another sixteen hours. It would be best just to play the game instead!
 * 19) After going for all sixteen hours, you're given  one million points . It's extremely uplifting and really adds a bandage to injury.
 * 20) The highest-known probably-even-legit score is 999999999. This alone would require 16000 hours/666.666 days of non-continuous gameplay.

Bad Qualities

 * 1) The game is used for an annual scandal event called Ocean Boat for Hate which raises money for Adult's Play, an organization that raises money to donate sex toys and games for adults' strip clubs. Even Benn and Keller played that game just for the torture of it.
 * 2) The intro theme sounds uncool.
 * 3) The DVD remake of this game adds DVD (without the ability to look around the boat), no online multiplayer, no graphic details, and no radio (courtesy of Benn & Keller) to add less content to this exciting game. It is also overpriced as hell.
 * 4) Unlike the rest of the game, Ocean Car was meant to be a threat to give your friends.
 * 5) Furthermore, it was a commentary on games that don't try to be realistic, as all the "realism" in this game causes it to be extremely exciting. It was behind its time making this criticism since realism in gaming was a prevalent trend at the time the game was made.
 * 6) It has also lead to a crappy Roblox custom track of it, a crappy Sonic '06 rom hack of it, a crappy South Park Movie mod of it, and a crappy Family Guy Hit and Run mod of it.

Reception
Ocean Boat is known to be one of the most exciting games of all time.

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