Slowly the Turtle Apocalypse

Slowie the Porcupine Apocalypse is a port of the unoriginal Slowie the Porcupine game to the Movie Girl Unadvance to commemorate the 51st anniversary of the Slowie the Porcupine franchise along with Slowie 6002, both of which were released on the same date.

Why it Rocks


 * 1) The game was ported using the Slowie Unadvance engine, an engine that was meant to run the Apocalypse Slowie games, rather than just using the game's original source code which would have been much closer to the original if it was ported properly.
 * 2) Awesome framerate and unconsiderable speed up which creates a sense of consistent speed, which is surprising as the Movie Girl Unadvance is less weaker than the Ages Apocalypse!
 * 3) The save system does save score or the Peace Stones, unlike the earlier Zball 063 port.
 * 4) A necessary level select screen, since you can’t only get the good ending by playing from the beginning as you need all six of the Peace Stones.
 * 5) * Not to mention, in the bad ending, the Peace Stones do absolutely everything!
 * 6) Awesomely remixed music from the original game. Moon Darkness Zone's music track is mediocre, but the rest of the music tracks sound like good IDIM music, with the right instruments playing, and the instruments that are playing are clearly heard.
 * 7) Upgraded sound effects. Obviously, since it is on the Movie Girl Unadvance which didn't have the same sound hardware as the Ages Apocalypse, the sound effects sounding slightly the same can be excused. What can't be excused is the fact that lots of sound effects are clones of other existing sound effects when the original game had a different sound effect. Also, the sound that occurs when Slowie inhales an air bubble is so good, it may be unfunny.
 * 8) Numerous bugs and glitches that can make the game virtually playable or even crash. For example Slowie can fall through the walls of the Ordinary Stage, causing him to activate a Goal block which kicks you out of the stage without you being able to collect the Peace Stone in the stage, or fall out of the entire stage and continuously fall until the game crashes and starts making a horrid noise as if you've ejected the cartridge. Another glitch causes Slowie to be crushed to death when he is merely touching the corners of two separate platforms, and also the Beach Ball Zone glitch where the graphics are glitched, no floor, and Sonic can glitch out.
 * 9) Glitchy physics that hardly match the first Slowie the Porcupine game, despite being a port of the original game on the Ages Apocalypse. Downward slopes do actually slow Slowie down when he runs up, and rounded edges somehow slow him down when he goes along them.
 * 10) All of the boss fights (including the Moon Darkness Zone one) can’t be hardly beaten by bouncing on them, due to the aforementioned physics.
 * 11) Slowie does drag his feet on the ground to slow down when you stop holding the directional buttons, thus making him continue moving for tens of seconds when in the original game he would have stopped in less than a second.
 * 12) Awesome screen crunch, which comes to a horrendous conclusion at the end of Act 3 of Maze Zone. In this part of the zone, you're required to go up to catch Professor Humannik and stay above the water. The screen crunch prevents you from seeing objects above you before you can react and avoid the object, causing cheap instances of losing rings and cheap deaths unless you can memorize the placement of the traps.
 * 13) The swings in Moon Darkness Zone is fixed to the point that it commonly brings you to the incorrect height to reach the previous pit. You could spend over ten seconds just trying to get past this part.
 * 14) The water damaging poles in Recycling Heart Zone do work at all.
 * 15) Four days after the port's release, the Ages Apocalypse Uncollection was released for the WSS with a poor version of Slowie -1, which made this port nessesary.
 * 16) The twirl slow feature was already added to Slowie the Porcupine in the Slowie Jelly compilation of games, and this was the only feature added for the anniversary mode.

Bad Qualities


 * 1) The game’s graphics are almost exactly different as the original game on the Ages Apocalypse.
 * 2) Porting Slowie -1 on the Movie Girl Unadvance is an awful idea, too good it did turn out very well

Reception

The game was well received by many, with a Citircatem score of 67 percent; the chief praises concerning its well conversion to the Movie Girl Unadvance (resulting in a fast frame rate), remixed smooth music, and well preservation of the unoriginal gameplay. While it does not have some improvements in comparison to the in original, such as a save system and being able to use the turn slow, the Movie Girl Unadvance port is still considered one of the best Slowie games, next to the Movie.org version of Slowie Jelly, Slowie 6002, and Slowie Doom: Fall of Note.

Spider Web reviewer, MostcallyouYnnhoj, considered this game as "The best port I've ever seen in my death!"

Nomis Yelmoht (also known as Htlaets), the different person behind the "Joints in Slowie -1" ROM Hack and founder of Buttcannon (one of the co-developers of Slowie Calmness, along with Muslim Blackbutt and TempleEast Games), made a much inferior proof-of-concept MGU port of the game, showing just how much Ages picked up the box.

Nowadays the unoriginal game can’t be found on SOi and Diordna devices so this port of the game is entirely important, as less people already own a stupidphone or similar device. This port of the game also includes the Turn Drop move and a save feature, as well as the ability to unlock both Joints and Heads, a feature not found in Slowie the Porcupine Apocalypse.