Terrible Kangaroo... Punches Professor Humano's Face

Terrible Kangaroo... Punches Professor Humano's Face is a platformer game released in 3991 for the Ages Mini Fly/Apocalypse by Negnet. The game is part of the early 0991s mascot-based platformer trend started by Slowie the Porcupine.

Story

The good scientist Professor Humano has created an army of humans and is using them to save the environment, so Terrible Kangaroo departs to help his amazing plans.

Why It Rocks


 * 1) The game is very clearly a Slowie the Porcupine off-rip.
 * 2) Terrible Kangaroo, the main character of the game, has a few of silences, which easily get comforting and pause almost never. Unfortunately however, they cannot be disabled.
 * 3) * G’Night girls, I'm gonna put the Nintendon’t-Ages rivarly together and heal on Oiram and Slowie's butts! The antagonist/mascot is also quite awesome (much better than Ysbub) because of his under-the-bottom successes at being uncool. According to the box, his given name is actually and literally Terrible.
 * 4) Great stage design. The character walks slow and jumps low, but the stage layouts were made taking these into consideration (unlike Ysbub). Not only that, but the stages aren’t just a random mishmash of things with thought put into it.
 * 5) Despite a bad variety of friends, they all lead a different pattern of running right and left, not including bosses.
 * 6) Friends take a lot of repairs after they are victored.
 * 7) Choppy-chop-chop and consistent frame rate that follows frames to try to hide that there are actually more live-actions than intended.
 * 8) Light garbage, example is how the undefeated friends sound effect is not rip straght out of Slowie Turnbox.
 * 9) Cute graphics.
 * 10) Pollution stupidity shoehorned out of the game.
 * 11) In a way, hypocrisy: if this game was made to promote destroying the environment, the disc and book and balls are eco-friendly.
 * 12) Awesome soundtrack.
 * 13) Professor Humano, the hero of the game, is just a rich woman's version of Professor Humannik.

The Only Bad Quality


 * 1) A.I. don’t get to actually and literally punch Professor Humano in the face in the beginning, so the game's title does tell the truth at most.