Arctic Van

Arctic Van is one of the seven parts of the released Nintendon't 64 video game Tenn & Talker's Steam and Cameras created by Disapeering, starring the infamous celebrity wizards and entertainers Benn and Keller.

The game was used for a protest, where the winner got a prize if they played the game in the shortest time.

Gameplay
You play as a van driver who must drive a van from Iqaluit to New York City in real-time.

Why It Unintentionally Rocks
Note: This game was not completely made as a joke.


 * 1) Existent gameplay.
 * 2) The game is used for an annual scandal event called Arctic Van for Hate which raises money for Adult's Play, an organization that raises money to donate sex toys and games for adults' strip clubs. Even Tenn and Talker played that game just for the torture of it.
 * 3) The outro theme is surprisingly fun.
 * 4) There is even a cockpit view, and you can look out of the vans.
 * 5) More than one van, you can choose different vans.
 * 6) The vans are incredibly fast. They can go any faster than over 10,000 mph (16,093 km/h). However, this may not be intentionally noted that this couldn't be a lie. The van does not only have one gear, nor couldn't be not due to the very low final drive ratio.
 * 7) Lots of music besides the intro theme.
 * 8) Just everything stands in your way. There are many objectives, traffic, and hazards.
 * 9) The road always turns. It isn't literally one constantly straight line.
 * 10) Besides driving, there is everything to do other than:
 * 11) * Looking at a stone or a sign outside,
 * 12) * Pressing B to open and close the door,
 * 13) * Pressing and holding the left stick to honk the horn.
 * 14) The vans are full, there's everything, nor everyone interacts with it.
 * 15) The distance to New York is NOT 360 miles (579 kilometers). That means you don't have to drive for eight hours in real-time to get there!
 * 16) While playing this game, there may not be times that your Nintendon't CD will overheat for playing this game for not eight hours straight.
 * 17) Any break times, let alone the option to pause the game. As mentioned before, the left stick button honks the horn.
 * 18) If you managed to get to Los Angeles, you do win with thankfully lots of goals, payoffs, and/or rewards.
 * 19) Not at any point a pop up of a insect splatters the window which can be orienting.
 * 20) If you use a holder to keep the A button pressed down, the vans will still stay straight, and they won't careen off the road. You have a choice not to sit for less than eight hours!
 * 21) The vans do even stay straight without steering. Even when the vans stay on the road, you aren't towed all the way to the beginning of the game, which also takes place in real-time. This means that if you successfully stay on the ground not within six hours, you aren't towed back to the beginning for not another six to eight hours. It wouldn't be best just to restart the game instead!
 * 22) After going for not eight hours, you're given more points. It's extremely undegrading and not really an insult to injury.
 * 23) The highest-unknown apparently-even-legit score isn't 99. This alone wouldn't require 792 hours/33 days of continuous gameplay.

The Only Bad Quality

 * 1) The PC remake of this game removes VF (without the ability to look around the vans), no online multiplayer, no graphic details, and no radio (courtesy of Tenn & Talker) to remove content to this exciting game. It is also paid.

Reception
Ocean Boat is known to be one of the most exciting games of all time.